On Apr 30, 5:47=A0am, Steve Mackay <steve_mac...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Cliff wrote:
> > On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:32:54 -0700 (PDT), CarCrazy...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>
> >> Click the box to vote:
>
> >> ( ) =A0Moron
>
> >> ( ) MORON
>
> >> ( ) Undecided
>
> >> Vote and vote often.
>
> >> CC
>
> > =A0 On "snapping to an intersection" (it was working as intended):
>
> > =A0 "When this kind of weird crap starts happening in SW 2007 I reboot
a=
nd
> > problems disappear ..." - Apr 22 by jon_banquer
>
> > [
> > Actual dialog of a Microsoft Customer Sup****t employee:
>
> > "Microsoft Customer Sup****t; may I help you?"
>
> > "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Microsoft Word."
>
> > "What sort of trouble?"
>
> > "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
away.=
"
>
> > "Went away?"
>
> > "They disappeared."
>
> > "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
>
> > "Nothing."
>
> > "Nothing?"
>
> > "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
>
> > "Are you still in Word, or did you get out?"
>
> > "How do I tell?"
>
> > "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
>
> > "What's a sea-prompt?"
>
> > "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
>
> > "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
>
> > "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
>
> > "What's a monitor?"
>
> > "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
>
> > "Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
>
> > "I don't know."
>
> > "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
cor=
d goes
> > into it. Can you see that?"
>
> > "Yes, I think so."
>
> > "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into
th=
e wall."
>
> > "Yes, it is."
>
> > "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
ca=
bles
> > plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
>
> > "No."
>
> > "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the
other=
cable."
>
> > "Okay, here it is."
>
> > "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back
of=
your
> > computer."
>
> > "I can't reach."
>
> > "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
>
> > "No."
>
> > "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
>
> > "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's
dar=
k."
>
> > "Dark?"
>
> > "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in
fro=
m the
> > window."
>
> > "Well, turn on the office light then."
>
> > "I can't."
>
> > "No? Why not?"
>
> > "Because there's a power outage."
>
> > "A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
s=
till
> > have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
>
> > "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
>
> > "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
w=
as when
> > you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
>
> > "Really? Is it that bad?"
>
> > "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>
> > "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
>
> > "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
> > ]
>
> Your jokes are NEARLY as old as your jurassic cad/cam knowledge.
Just My Opinion: Anyone on comp.cad.solidworks posting off topic or
personal attacks is indeed a moron, as it only encourages the
imbeciles to reply with idiotic comments. No Post No Reply Rule
should be in effect.
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