Cliff wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:32:54 -0700 (PDT), CarCrazy666@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On "snapping to an intersection" (it was working as intended):
>
> "When this kind of weird crap starts happening in SW 2007 I reboot and
> problems disappear ..." - Apr 22 by jon_banquer
>
> [
> Actual dialog of a Microsoft Customer Sup****t employee:
>
> "Microsoft Customer Sup****t; may I help you?"
>
> "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Microsoft Word."
>
> "What sort of trouble?"
>
> "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
away."
>
> "Went away?"
>
> "They disappeared."
>
> "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
>
> "Nothing."
>
> "Nothing?"
>
> "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
>
> "Are you still in Word, or did you get out?"
>
> "How do I tell?"
>
> "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
>
> "What's a sea-prompt?"
>
> "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
>
> "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
>
> "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
>
> "What's a monitor?"
>
> "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
>
> "Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
>
> "I don't know."
>
> "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
cord goes
> into it. Can you see that?"
>
> "Yes, I think so."
>
> "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into
the wall."
>
> "Yes, it is."
>
> "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
cables
> plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other
cable."
>
> "Okay, here it is."
>
> "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of
your
> computer."
>
> "I can't reach."
>
> "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
>
> "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's
dark."
>
> "Dark?"
>
> "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in
from the
> window."
>
> "Well, turn on the office light then."
>
> "I can't."
>
> "No? Why not?"
>
> "Because there's a power outage."
>
> "A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
still
> have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
>
> "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
>
> "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
was when
> you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
>
> "Really? Is it that bad?"
>
> "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>
> "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
>
> "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
> ]
Your jokes are NEARLY as old as your jurassic cad/cam knowledge.
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