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Now I've Seen Everything

by pIRATE jENNY <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sep 1, 2007 at 11:34 AM

Now I've Seen Everything
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pink floyd
bein credited for


house of the rising sun

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i thought

weird al yankovic

bein credited with
dana lyon's hit

cows with guns


ws my limit

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:57:45]
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Elvis Costello
'Everyday I write the Book'
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i gotta write this music id program

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:59:34]
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Underworld
'Born Slippy'
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so kurt vonnegut

didnt do th

oration that is


everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)



an internet myth


persistant bugger too

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time of your life

good riddance


by greenday

they all name it wrong

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so much music i'm pirating

fr this pirate song id program and


th things they call em

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i dived into th code modules

now in four 


of th sound hearin
song identifyin in basic

program and



th 400 is sufferin bad

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i could change languages again

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:03:24]
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Cat Stevens
'On The Road To Find Out'
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go back to java

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did th 
vision  id

prototyping in java


bt th garbage collector was

a bit negligent

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how fast 
a beast do i need


fr th thign to tell me

umm



this is th electronic dj

pirate jenny.exe

u know how i identified this song



umm



i've identified

three samples frm th following originals




do u wanna know ?

yes/ no/ **** off and leave me alone 


aussie windows

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who ripped wot and

didnt pay fr it yet

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th ****in music company's

will get more out of pirate jenny

than th hourdes

tryint o identify th


songs on their pirate cd's

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anythin
to have th ****in song correctly named

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ask pirate jenny

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and try and get th ***** to shut up

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bt i'm writin it so

if it annoys me

i can change it

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th seven second wave pictures


frm th beginning of th song



have been thru testing


we have an



iconic piccie of each song

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it's just playin th song at th same time




i could go back to 

pure software


not as elegant

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or cheat and
paint th sound wave picture afterward

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:08:44]
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Presidents of the united state
'candy'
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eye candy fr th user

and a paradigm th dumb ****er can understand

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this is th wave


piccie

of th firsat seven seconds of both songs

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it;s this one

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whenth software is

100% sure

it's unequivocle

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and it spells as good as me

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th progam code has to be

perfect spelt



th comments

have spellin mistakes abounded


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care factor ****

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that chick
on spicks and specks

th other night

on th tube



heard three notes and

identified th song


correctly

as it turned out

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it;s a dumb machine

i need th seven seconds

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it'll get quicker

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can read in
seven seconds of sound and

proc

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:11:56]
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Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
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ess it in one second

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an d have a pretty picture up
for th idiot user

of th wave


before it;s all played

and in basic

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do a get
frm file of

wave data and


a bit of jiggery pokery

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black wizard programming

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fortunately
i'm a  black wizard

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we'll cheat and use

low level system programming 

tricks


got too many processes running

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memory mapped files

cross process messaging

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has a name

appeared in our


title file

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well th file size is

not zero so


let;'s have a look

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the slab

hunters and collectors



click on

mixes fr

extended info on

where parts of this


track appear eleswhere

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:15:56]
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Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
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h pirate's

song stealing program

has to do something


while th idiot user is listening to th track

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besides thinkin on


wot is th nxt random number

i'm gunna use

to pick th nxt song


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a player where u have

minimal control over

wot music is playing

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u can hit nxt

or

full volume  button


removin th mute button


un  needed


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but back only takes u back

one song

a design feature

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jenny.exe
isnt docking with notepad

it could do
if i wanted it to

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nxt

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:19:23]
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The Kinks
'I Need You'
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anytyhin funny
in a certain way

they attribute to

weird al


soem of th music ****ups are



some make ya cry

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th fans

call a song


wot they call it

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and some of em

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dont even know who actually did it

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or that this ws th

four th


version of this song

presented to th public

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or care

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an info base

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:22:05]
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House of Techno Enigma
'Rave Club  Dance Mix'
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i'm sure this is named wrong

hot track

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who did sing
th sopranos theme song and

why arent they credited

every time i come across th thing

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cool as

i've got a royksopp


coldplay

remix



should be interesting

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th music is becoming

more eclectic




downloading continues


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th visual comparator code

picked th similar waves and


i got a bingo


in theory anyway

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now to rewrite th whoel thing

frm th front end forwards



and as usual
th pretty pictures

wont really represent


wot's goin on underneath

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th paradigm works

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now to 

simplify it

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we'll add whistles later

and th odd bell

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jenny.exe is

still sniffing


for th end of th song

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th latest build is just as rentrant


u close th window and



th ****er comes back to life


i think it;s a design feature


use taskmanager to kill it

if u must

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downloading th doors

i'll drnink a few and

smoke a few and


ponder

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mate of mine
has fifty pirate cd's

he has no idea


wot;s in a pile of em

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th computer

has to be able to hear


somewhere

first

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it can al

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:28:35]
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Beats International
'Dub be good to me'
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ready see

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whacked me in th middle of my diatribe

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i'll rename ya to
pirate jenny.exe

when ya get th functionality ok

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:29:40]
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Members of Mayday
'Members Of Mayday - 10 in 01'
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course they'll use it

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all technology has it;s

good and bad side

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and th richest
of th riuhcest artists

will have

programsliek mine


scanning new and
old music

fr bits of their masterpieces
more revenue

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so they cn hire th penthouse
nxt door

fr their fur coats


like john lennon did

yeah th **** was a ****in saint

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reality bites

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the animals ok

not pink floyd

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as a younger man

i'd have thrown a half brick thru th screen

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th tinnie missed ok

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ah well


thang ya lazy ****

more ****in drugs over here


..
..
..


pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.




[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:32:54]
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PM Dawn
'Set Adrfit on Memory Bliss'
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Now I've Seen Everything
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