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Cat Stevens
'On The Road To Find Out'
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ok cooter
oh we changed th spelling
kuta
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hmm
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wasnt that th name of th carnie
in that simpsons cartoon
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ws 17 when i joined th carnival
and spent 17 yrs on th carnival
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although
since th mafia guys
knocked off six guys
in germany i'll
maybe stop takin about th gypsie mafia now
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a big hit
course
if u were readin
pirate jenny's
psychic diary
before it hit
u might see th
connection
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wot day ws it
i met up with that other hitman
only days ago
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least i
put it in my psychic diary
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only th oz
psychic
ws talkin hitmen and
mafia
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where's my usual flow ?
havent loaded th drugs yet
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pick up the good book now
lyric
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Wolfmother
'Minds eye'
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i c
with my minds eye
soemthin i dont understand
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knockin off
six guys
in one hit
is a bit excessive
i can talk
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but it had me
writin much more about
my days with th gyspie mafia
than in my usual
drivel
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not normal fr these guys
to work outside italy
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no tha i'm bothered
r u bothered ?
sorry i wasnt listening
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Blood Hound Gang
'The Roof is on Fire'
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hey
maybe ya can bend
nostradamus's predictions to fit
th mafia hit
biggest in germany in
well forever
well since th germans
had their own terrorists
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cn i get back t my own hits now kuta ?
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i got one comin up
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even when i;d lost my karma fixup
i;d get ten in a hit
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found a new one
cleared it with th karma cops and
all good to go
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hey black
"dont think i;m stoned enough yet"
finish drinkin th bourbon first
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scuse i
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she's too pretty fr me to buy drugs off
sposed to be on rehab frm chicks
"and she gave ya a discount"
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my bad timing
"yeah right"
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ok i did
put underarm deodorant on first
before leaving
hmm
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No07'
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XTC
'Senses Working Overtime'
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oh hi
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umm
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yeah that'll do
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somethin to hold me over
the man is
elsewhere
good as
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it's kuta
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cooler than cool
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as th young honey lickin lesbians explained
cooter to me
before we found th kuta cafe
and got th spellin
ku ta
black honey
of th native stingless bee
and th moutnain
kuta
mt coot-tha
is wot's left of a vent
frm a supervolcano
cooler than cool
very funny mischief
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The Kinks
'(Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman'
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dont think she ever twigged
it ws a volcano
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"a volcano of stingless bees"
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wot a ride man
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all th way over kuta mountain
on a unicycle
surfed th *****
tagged th *****
kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle
and dated my tag
why th **** ?
12 days later
kuta beach bombs hit and
we;d never heard of a joint called kuta beach
then
12 days before th bomb maker
for kuta beach
dr azahari
died
lotsa bullets in his head
but
i
kutaman
had put a death curse on
dr death
12 days earlier
on th net
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why did ya call me kutaman mischief ?
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i'd ask yr ex girlfriend but
she cant answer me either
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a nineteen yr old lesbian
and her girlfriend
named me kutaman
and introduced me to
cooter(kuta)
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wot is it ?
five yrs of black magic later
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only th cops
could find my tag on th road now
on th way up to th tv towers
th journalists cars have
wiped out our religion's
origins
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Limp Bizkit
'Hot Dog'
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bt i took photos
a few yrs after it happened
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of my death mark
th stone movie burnout
u remember dr death in th stone movie ?
classic aussie biker flick
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never put that one togetehr before black
"i know"
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a circle
with a straight line
comin out of th bottom of th circle
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and extending up past th circle
a motorcycle burnout
frm th movie
stone
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much magic
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i'm still
vice president of a motorcycle club
master at arms
dr death
frm bundaberg
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th black wizard
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cept i'm on a unic
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south park
'Suck My Balls Mr. G'
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cycle now
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a prototype monoshock
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th beast i rode over kuta ws
a half a bicycle
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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
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gorgeous surf unicycle
27 inch
semi racer wheel
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aired down to 12 lb on th beach
she goes into foot and half surf
th white stuff
and
gets turbochargin
frm th wave
breakin on th back of th frame
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been fully rebuilt but
it's been in
too many beaches
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still
3 other uni's
in th silver s****ts model car
in th drive
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she's gettin on but
still surprises a few ppl
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low geared diff and
ya cant drive her in th wet
th brakes too deadly
no esp
"only in th driver"
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it doesnt rain here much
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level five water restrictions
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we'll go fr a ride tomorrow nippleclamp
mad monoshock unicycle
i cn hear ya
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how about
a nice dirt track
it;s school holidays so
we might have to go a bit
out
into th bush but
u'll manage ok
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Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
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remember to air th ****in thing down black
still like 24 in th knobbie
"cool as"
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in my warmup ride th other day
well
ten k's
she was gettin so sideways
loves to slide
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th body hasnt recovered enough yet
frm psychic shock
to trek over as many
traffic islands as i like but
we'll do it again
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just liek ridin a bike
but ya not so much of a girl
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****in safety bicycles
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girls bikes
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SPIT
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need another bong after that
scuse i
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ok nippleclamp i'll
repair yr taillight and
those new bearings are
still not quite run in
wheel doesnt spin freely yet
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black has
reloaded his eclectic **** supplies and
i've pirated my usual amount of songs
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i'll just check with kuta
cn we ****off fr a bit
th magic
will tell me
when to return to write th rest of th clues
fr th sep 23 2007 disaster
if i'm unlucky
i'll get another hundred thousand
psychic kills
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cn we bugger off and go unicycling kuta ?
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?
'?'
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J:\MP364~1\city high _ caramel (remix).MP3
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i'll take that as a yes
ws always on th mp3 player playlist
fr boppin thru birisvegas city after mdinight
thanks sweetheart
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no i'm
not comin in
to the fortitude valley
the valley of guts
fr th big show blowoff this yr
sorry
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headed bush
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well
least that;s wot
my diary is gettin
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Radiohead
'Karma Police'
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wot do u want ****head ?
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****em
they can get some other psychic to write th clues
fr th psychic emergency services fr a while
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i dont stay online fulltime
not in th last yr or so anyway
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still get eough of th big buggers
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****ya
u dont pay me
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there are
payment details
somewhere in th
underground newsgroup record
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not my problem
happy enough with our kills
360 thousand in six yrs
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and that
indian doctor thing
at th conclusion of our
sixth yr ws
well th old dr death frm bundaberg hospital saga
reads far worse now
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pendin on yr viewpoint of course
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hey guys
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karma cops finally of fmy back f rit
used it t scare enough trolls
civic duty that
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Garbage
'Queer'
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"yeah i thought it was queer"
"had to question th karma cop's motives"
but um
th planet goin into a black hole
"it;s solid jennifer"
anyway
it;s goin into it
if we dont get startravel
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why did i wanna get th big picture
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scree out a
coupel of thousand light yrs frm earth and
ya cn see th ****in black hole
at th centre of th milky way
spiral arm galaxy
all goin into th middle
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ah ****
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well that;s one psychic fuse blown
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hello mr black hole
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umm
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i asked th plaent and
she not awful happy
she destined to go into u
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had a large whinge
pan does that on occasion
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who do i have to kill ?
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well who do i have t make ****scared ?
can do
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ya know th size of th star****p
they have to build
if they dont use a psychic pilot
well
it gotta be large enough to hit planets
cast off when their sun's burst
another psychic fuse blown
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too sensitive
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Moby
'james bond theme'
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th threats
th real threats
are too large
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i had t reload james black
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frm th ground up
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who th **** am i ?
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th planet
feels threatened by any lump of rock
larger than ten k's
i lookout into th night sky and
ah **** man
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u might not
be able to see all that darkmatter out there but
i can
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it's out there alright
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****in planets just
with no **** steerin em
sailin thru
empty space
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i need another psychic break
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is tellin about
terorist bombings
a week before they happen
more im****otant
than wot;s out there
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Budgie
'Guts'
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it's th ****in edge anyway
too many in this tome
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bt i fronted anough cops with it
they wont whack me fr it
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still waitin on their black list
true as houses
when they finally believe
they always present a list
we'd liek these ppl exterminated pls
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i dunno
they didnt seem all that unhappy
with th list i was already runnin
havent had a bad word
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even with th second whammie
at dr jadyn patel
slipped out of their justice system have u **** ?
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still on my desk
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untill th nxt aboriginal justice session mate
when we review yr case again
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as fr th rest of ya
mind how ya go
or be psycic enough
to dodge rocks fallin out of th sky
i am
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pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Cake
'Going the Distance'
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